facts that I know

Water is wet, gravity goes down, fire is hot, ...

Are these really things that only I know?

• If you can't afford to pay your bills, then you are not conserving enough money.
• If you can't conserve money, then you need adopt a low-maintenance lifestyle. 
• Arithmetic is virtually free and works every time it is used.
• People that protest to much are hiding something.  The anti <blank> tend to be fixated on <blank>
  
  • Funny statements to share with a Political Trivia Guy:
    "You know who was really into Hitler? Nazis"
    "You know who was really into calling someone a Nazi? Hitler"
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