The whitewater community is an odd assortment of people and personalities that range from people with a preferred set of standards to people with no standards and just want to boat with other people.
Here are the digital assets & link to a vendor that you can use to order your own bad whitewater merch.
Idea Origination Story: While drinking beers at a river take-out, my paddling crew enjoyed a good laugh at some recent antics of a regional river jester. Afterwards, we thought it would be a funny idea to promote this individual with a t-shirt that lists his shameful accomplishments on the back. It's a horrible idea, but if you want to encourage these antics with your own "Who the fuck is Johnny Schlesser" (https://www.facebook.com/john.schlesser) t-shirt, follow these three (3) steps.
Where on earth is Adam's Paddle?
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